When your friend is telling you a secret and...
malik-r-g asked: what type of guys do u like?
Mom: The best things in life are free.
Concert Tickets: LOL
Person: How can you tell what song it is from the first 3 seconds of sound?
Me: HOW CAN YOU NOT
Interviewer: When you look in the mirror, do you see yourself as more of a man, or a woman?
Andrej Pejic: I like to keep my options open.
Interviewer: What does that mean?
Andrej Pejic: I see myself.
me at the beginning of the semester: i'm gonna live, i'm gonna fly
me now: i'm gonna fail, i'm gonna die
i think i visit my blog more than anyone else does